YES I’M GAY:
faGgot
dykAe (the a is silent)
trannY
i may be stupid
you shut your whore mouth
i won’t hesitate bitch
jk rowling’s new reputation will never not be funny to me. when you see her name now you dont think “oh yeah thats the chick who wrote harry potter” you think “oh lord, this TERF bitch again” like bro how do you fuck up so bad that your fuck ups overshadow writing the third most read piece of literature in existence
beautifulposter125: how is everyone i love you
wonderfulday99: i love the eaerth and all its beauty
theworldissolarge1967: i just got the most wonderful news
wonderfulday99: what is that my friend
theworldissolarge1967: all friends on earth are friends with each other
me at the parade today
We don’t talk enough about Wilbur and Techno’s bit where Wilbur would join public mc servers acting like some little kid with a traditionally “cringe” skin and username like Flowergirl or whatever and tell everyone that he was best friends with Techno, for everyone to obviously respond like “shut up you don’t know techno lol” after which Techno would immediately join and start saying something like “Hi Flowergirl how’s it going” because that’s literally hilarious
Not a dream
Idk who needs to hear this but
YOU WILL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT THIS WAS ABOUT
I pressed “post” before I finished writing it and promptly fell asleep but the original was supposed to say, “Idk who needs to hear this but don’t throw your mother’s ashes at celebrities performing on stage!”
Happy update: this was her face when she was offered the brie!
i hate seeing video like this reccomended to me so much what do you MEAN “where is everyone” two of the people in this very thumbnail uploaded within the past 10 days and the third one has presented a very reasonable explaination for their absence multiple times. cub and tango uploaded today and pearl is streaming rn. why are u trying to clickbait the natural ebb and flow of activity on an extremely active minecraft server. my dude.
oh yeah for the past year or so ive seen so many people being like “is this the end of youtubers? why my favourite streamer going live less? are they quitting?” and its like. your favourite streamer is probably enjoying the fact they can leave their house my dude !!










